Q: Why was school easier for cave people?
A: Because there was no history to study!
Q: Why did the teacher need to wear sunglasses at school?
A: Because she had bright students!
Q: What’s the king of all school supplies?
A: The ruler.
Q: What is the chemical formula for water?
A: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. (H to O)
Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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