Q: What did the one pig say to the another at the beach?
A: I’m bacon!
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold!
Q: What did the one tornado say to the other?
A: Let’s twist again like we did last summer.
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
Q: Why did the clown go outdoors with her purse open?
A: Because she expected some change in the weather.
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