Q: How do lions like their meat cooked?
A: Medium Roar!
Q: Why can’t clown noses be 12 inches long?
A: Because then they would be a foot.
Q: Why did the clown eat a dollar bill?
A: It was her lunch money.
Q: Why did the clown cover his ears when he walked by the hen house?
A: He didn’t want to hear the fowl language.
Q: Why are circus performers called artists?
A: Because they can draw crowds!
Q: Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
A: He wanted a well-balanced meal!
Q: What happened to the kid who ran away with the circus?
A: The police made him bring it back.
Q: Which circus performers can see in the dark?
A: The acro-bats!
Q: Did you hear about the human cannonball?
A: He got fired!
Q: How do you raise a baby elephant?
A: With a fork lift!
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