Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
A: Because they were too corny!
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.
Q: What does Baby Corn call his father?
A: “Pop” corn.
Q: When is a corn like a quiz?
A: When it is popped.
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