Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose!
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play!
Q: Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band?
A: The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age!
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!