Archive for Jokes

Just Clowning Around Skit: Run Fast

Another video I found on my computer. September 2017, my clown alley, Just Clowning Around of Northern Virginia had a skit night and recorded several skits. This one is Run Fast.

Technicolor Mike B Show: Father’s Day Edition

Hey Everyone, this is Sir Toony Van Dukes filling in for Technicolor Mike B. Welcome to the latest episode of the Technicolor Mike B Show on YouTube.

Each episode will have a mixture of content. I suspect most, if not all will include me with the day’s face painting design, and will including some thoughts about the day, some jokes or trivia that fit the day’s theme, and maybe a balloon or two.

Today’s episode is a special Father’s Day episode. Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads, uncles, father-in-law, step father, grandpa, and anyone else who fills the role of dad in someone’s life.

Not going to stop having fun….

https://www.instagram.com/technicolormikeb

Technicolor Mike B Celebrates Red Nose Day

Maybe not my best video, but I was trying to do something fun…

This is Technicolor Mike B doing something new to celebrate Red Nose Day. I was learning how to record an acapella song and thought I would share it with everyone. The song I was working with was I Can See Cleary Now by Johnny Nash. And in honor of Red Nose Day, I end with a few jokes from the Red Nose Day Website: https://rednoseday.org/

Mother’s Day Greetings from Sir Toony

Happy Mother’s Day. Sharing some fun Mother’s Day jokes with all of the moms, aunts, older sisters, grandmothers, and anyone who fills the role of mother to boys and girls.

Happy Easter from Sir Toony with Thanks to the Easter Bunny

A fun Easter video greeting from Sir Toony Van Dukes. The Easter Bunny is busy and wanted Sir Toony to record the Easter message, complete with jokes about Hares or Hairs… He wasn’t sure which.

The collection of today’s jokes were collected from
https://jokes.boyslife.org/
http://jokes4us.com/
https://upjoke.com/

Starring Mike Becvar as Sir Toony Van Dukes
http://www.sirtoonyvandukes.com/

Summer Vacation Jokes

Q. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
A. He needed to recharge his batteries.

Q. Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?
A. They’d get called for traveling!

Q. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A. To make up for his miserable summer vacation.

Q. Why didn’t the elephant need to buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?
A. Because he already had a trunk!

April Jokes

Q. What do you need if you want to plant kisses?
A. Tulips!

Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An Umbrella!

Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May!

Q. What falls but never gets hurt?
A. Rain.

Fuzzy Tells the Boogers Joke

Video by Spectator Party Art

Clown Jokes Musical Number

Video by Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In
Hosted by Dan Rowan and Dick Martin, this ground-breaking variety show was a fast moving barrage of jokes, one-liners, running skits, musical numbers and made fun of the social and political issues of the late 1960s and early 1970s.

Dance Jokes

Q: Where did the hamburger go to dance?
A: At the Meat ball

Q: How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!

Q: What is your car’s favorite dance?
A: The brake dance.

Q: Where do fortune tellers dance?
A: At the crystal ball.

Q: Where is the best place to dance in California?
A: San Fran Disco